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Journal Entry: Tue Mar 6, 2012, 2:56 PM
Got this from :iconaskbabyamy:

Pick the month you were born!

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[ ] June: I raped...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ninja-kicked...
[x] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I ate out with...

Pick the day you were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[ ] 04: Some cheese...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[x] 17: A cereal box...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: A toothbrush...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: The profile owner...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your favorite color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[ ] Green: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[x] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[ ] Black: Because I'm sexy.
[ ] non of the above: Because I've got abs


I slapped a cereal box because I wanted to :confused:.... :rofl:

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: random music
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
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~Jennstar11 Mar 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i got the worst one--> i ate out with a porn star because i'm a pimp!!!

IM A GIRL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD XD
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:iconmaribels633:
Guess what mine said...I smoked with your mom because I'm
beautiful. :rofl: HAHAHA!!!Thanks for cheering me up!
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:iconsuperfunnygirl80:
!superfunnygirl80 Mar 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
heres mine:i pulled a cat because it was cool :rofl:
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~zeldastrikercat Mar 13, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
i had sex with a homosexual because i'm sexy lol
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!SilverFire20 Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just finished reading all the responses on this. I laughed so hard. It was bad, but in a good way.
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!SilverFire20 Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup. Now I am tired. I just typed a bunch of emoticons to test them.
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!SilverFire20 Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. I messed a few of them up, but oh well. I'm not redoing them now. So mine was 'I smoked with a cereal box because I'm beautiful.' I was like WHAT!? I felt so sorry for that pore cereal box. It's going to have so many health problems now. :XD: And I am not supposed to be beautiful. I'm a guy, I'm supposed to be handsome, or at least decent looking. :XD:
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~Claudia-Sierra Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I banged a ninja because I wanted to. XD
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